WWW SMACKDOWN: Squirrel Verus BoBo

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the main event. Along one side of the fence we have a 4'5" (standing on his back feet) weighing in at 90 pounds BOBO WARD...... On the fence we have a 6" weighing in at 1 pound SQUIRREL..... Round 1 Squirrel is taunting BoBo for last 5 minutes dancing along the fence line, jumping from tree to tree, talking smack. BoBo is barking. Round 2 BoBo crouches watching patiently for the Squirrel to stop talking smack and come down and fight, more barking. Round 3 Squirrel jumps from tree, BoBo hauls butt along the fence line, jumps into the air nips the Squirrel's tail, Squirrel falls over into neighbor's yard. Round 4 Squirrel jumps up from neighbor's yard back onto the fence, BoBo jumps on the fence, Squirrel gets knocked off, falls to the ground, BoBo doesn't know what to do but bark, Squirrel fakes dead, gets up and runs to the tree. Squirrel wins today.